Diwali greetings and thoughts

After a long Diwali weekend, the boss entered the board room and said, "Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
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Friends are awesome, friends are great;
Good times or bad, they're always straight;
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They're God's gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate;
Here's Diwali wish, no one can replicate!
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Times of the past, I remember with a whiff;
When we were together, it was sheer bliss;
Now I get nostalgic and those days I terribly miss;
Now here comes Diwali wish; sealed with a kiss!
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It's the time of the year the time when we reiterate our commitments; renew our relationships; communicate our feelings by remembering our friends, family and colleagues.
Here's a warm wish from the bottom of the heart to you and your family!
Happy Diwali!
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As the candlelight flame, may you always happy remain;
As the mountain high, you move without sigh;
As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills your years as flory;
With the immaculate eternal smile, attached to you mile after mile;
All darkness is far away, as light is on its way.
Wish you and your family a very happy Diwali!
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Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
Happy Diwali!
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All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is:
D: Dazzling lights
I: Immense joy
W: Windfall
A: Abundant peace
L: Lavish festivities
I: Illustrious life
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!
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From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!
Happy Diwali!
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During this festival of Diwali, may
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
Goddess Durga gives you strength;
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
Have a blessed Diwali!
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Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place!
Happy Diwali!
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Diwali Advice:
Please insist on Manmohan Brand firecrackers only for noiseless Diwali!
Happy Diwali!
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May light triumph over darkness in your life on this auspicious festival!
Happy Diwali!
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May this festive season dawn a new light in your life; and you enjoy abundant happiness and wealth!
Have a very happy Diwali!
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Diwali Warning:
Avoid using Kingfisher beer bottle to fire rockets... they may not fly!
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Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn't share it with them but I gave them your home address.
They are coming to your home this on this Diwali.
They are:
SUKH
SHANTI and
SAMRIDDHI
Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever.
HAPPY DIWALI!
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I pray to God that He gives you:
Shanti
Shakti
Sampati
Swarup
Saiyam
Saadgi
Safalta
Samridhi
Sanskar
Swaasth
Sanmaan
Saraswati and
SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI!

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Enough of BBM Pin sharing:
As it's the time of festivals, please share your ATM Pin now!
Happy Diwali!
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D: Decorate your home with
I: Incandescent lamps and have a
W: Wonderful and
A: Auspicious festival of
L: Lights, which brings
I: Incredible joy, love, laughter, peace and wealth into your life!
Have a very Happy Diwali!
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November 01: DHANTERAS
May Kuber ji always keep your coffers full!

November 02: KALI CHAUDAS
May Goddess Kali abolish laziness and evil from your life!

November 03: DIWALI
May Goddess Lakshmi light your life with happiness and prosperity!

November 04: NUTAN VARSH
May you be blessed by offering an 'Annakut", or a "mountain of food", to God as a symbol of appreciation and gratitude. Nutan Varsha Abhinandan!

November 05: BHAI DHOOJ
May you be blessed with love of siblings!

November 06: LABH PANCHAM
May you have an auspicious start to business on Kartik!

Happy Festival Season!
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Internet Chat and Browser History deleted; and also Whatsapp Gallery and Videos.
Bass Ho Gayi Hamaari Diwali ki Saaf-Safaai!
Happy Diwali!
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Next Diwali dates:
03-11.2013
23.10.2014
11.11.2015
30.10.2016
19.10.2017
07.11.2018
27.10.2019
Wish you a very Happy Diwali 7 days in advance.
7 DAYS TO GO...
Best wishes for the next 7 years!
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The truth of life is that existence wants our life to become a festival... because when one is unhappy, we also throw unhappiness all around.
Celebrate this festival of light and spread joy, happiness and warmth all around!
Happy Diwali!
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During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times!
Happy Diwali!
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May you share the bounties bestowed by Goddess Luxmi on you, with the underprivileged and thus spread the joys and happiness in their life!
Happy Diwali!
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May this festival of light
Burn your sorrows like crackers;
Brighten your life with candles;
Sweeten your days with sweetmeats;
And augment your earnings like presents!
Happy Diwali!
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Though you're away this Diwali, you're always with me in my thoughts. Thinking of you and looking forward to seeing you soon!
Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with peace, success and happiness!
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The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine. All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self.
Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the festival of lights! Happy Deepawali!
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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk;
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach;
Happiness as sweet as his sweets;
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali!
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May the lights of Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony!
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
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I wish that the only time there is darkness around you is when you are watching your favorite movie or sleeping peacefully!
Happy Deepawali!
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Bunty: I had good fun bursting crackers yesterday.
Pappu: Yeah, it's good fun but I tried using an empty Kingfisher beer bottle for rocket but it simply refused to FLY.
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Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance. Realize the constant and eternal light of the soul which neither rises nor sets, through meditation and deep enquiry.
Have a serene and blissful Diwali!
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May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious festival, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer; and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
Warm wishes on this festival of Diwali!
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May Goddess Lakshmi step into your home and bring peace, contentment, happiness, good health and wealth in your life!
Happy Diwali Greetings!
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May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination!
May the supreme light enlighten your understanding!
May you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self!
May you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes!
Wish you a blissful Diwali!
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May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity;
Lord Ganesha remove every obstacle from your life;
Lord Shiva bestow you with mercy and compassion;
Goddess Parvati give you love and devotion;
Lord Brahma give you wise speech;
And Lord Vishnu give you peace and truth!
Have a blessed and blissful Deepavali!

You have no idea how much l like you;
How much you make me smile;
How much l love talking to you:
Or how much l wish you were here!
I wish you were able to brighten my festivities on this festival of lights!
Missing you! Happy Diwali!
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"Bandi Chorr Divas" (Diwali of Sikhs)
In Oct of 1619, Sufi saint Hajrat Mian Mir pressurized Emperor Jahangir to release Guru Hargobind Ji, who was held kept captive due to religious bigotry.
The Guru set forth a condition stating that he will embrace the independence only if 52 other Rajas imprisoned along with him are also freed. Jahangir relented grudgingly and ordained, "Let those rajahs be freed who can hold on to the Guru's coat tails and walk out of prison".
The Guru asked for a cloak with 52 tails, holding which all the Rajas got freed from Jahangir's detention, which later lead to Guru Hargobind's being decorated with the titled of "Bandi Chhor".
Post his release, when the Guru reached Amritsar on Diwali eve, the entire Harmandir Sahib was lit with hundreds of lamps to celebrate his return hence leading to the onset of "Bandi Chhor Divas" celebrations.
Happy Bandi Chorr Divas and warm wishes of Diwali!
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On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with
Hrithik's six pack body;
Salman's perennial youth;
Saif's eye for freshness;
Shah Rukh's sense of humour;
Aamir's dedication for excellence;
And Amitabh's continuous reigning success!
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On this auspicious festival of lights, I pray to God to give you
Shanti
Shakti
Sampati
Swarup
Saiyam
Saadgi
Safalta
Samridhi
Sanskar
Swaasth
Sanmaan
Saraswati
aur SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI!
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Sun glows for a day;
Candle for an hour;
Matchstick for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!
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May the festival of lights encircle your life with joy and happiness. Success may always be at your doorsteps. And may Goddess Lakshmi enter your home and fill it with riches and abundance!
Warm wishes on this auspicious festival of Diwali!
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The name 'Diwali' or 'Divali' is a contraction of 'Deepavali' (Sanskrit: दीपावली Dīpāvalī), which translates into "row of lamps".
Diwali involves the lighting of small clay lamps (dīpa in Sanskrit: दीप) filled with oil to signify the triumph of good over evil. These lamps are kept on during the night and one's house is cleaned, both done in order to make the goddess Lakshmi feel welcome.
Firecrackers are burst in order to drive away evil spirits. During Diwali, all the celebrants wear new clothes and share sweets and snacks with family members and friends.
A very happy Deepavali to you and all your fami